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Something that is awesome: Mary Janes. They never go out of style, they are usually comfy, and you can wear them to work or out on the town.

I love you, Mary Jane.

Something that is annoying: When your inner ear itches. You can't get to it in any safe or reasonable way. I make a freaky pig noise with the back of my throat (a la Felix Unger) that seems to somehow relieve the itch. No one likes this noise. No one.