Something that is awesome: Air quotes. They are the best. Try using them at incorrect times: "So are we having a [air quote] meeting [air quote] today?" It freaks people out for some reason. Fun fact: in the US we use two fingers on each hand to scratch out our air quotes, since we mark speech in writing by using double quotation marks. In Ireland and England, where they use one quotation mark to indicate speech, they only use one finger on each hand for their air quotes.
Something that is annoying: This little jewel is our car:
Other fun features: the radio only works when there's a penny jammed into it, and the passenger seat doesn't lock into place completely. We lovingly refer to it as "the chair of death."
You are glad you are not me.
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